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I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this
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my mom owes her attorney $14,000 by the end of june or else the attorney is going to stop representing my mom in the divorce of an abusive marriage i’m going to cry…
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i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
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Reasons to date me:
- Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
- Nobody will try to take me from you.
- I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
- You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
- If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
- I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
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the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.
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