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remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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queenmera:

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Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 

Hemsworth looks like he got his ass kicked multiple times while Evans just laughed at him the entire time

I love how people forget that Evans and Scarlett have been friends for years and have done I think 4 movies together not including the new avengers. I’m sure he’s gotten his ass kicked by her many times.

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darnitmeritme:

Passive Aggressive Race

lookatallthesleepidonthave:

I feel not enough people acknowledge John Mulaney

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zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

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piercinaldhawthorne:

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

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sniffling:

i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me

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actionables:

When I see a friend’s selfie with no notes, I make it my mission to save the day

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